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Sometimes they come true….and sometimes they don’t. At the end of the day, it all comes down to luck. Right?
My first wish – Tiger Woods won’t come straight back and win the Masters. Wish granted, but was it luck? No! It was the skill, determination and sometimes absolute balls of steel shown by Phil Mickelson and, to a slightly lesser degree, Lee Westwood and Anthony Kim that stopped Woods from being able to beat his chest and crow about how much the golfing world had missed him.
Second up – I wished that there would be a power failure at Aintree which would cause panic in bookies the length and breadth of the country. It didn’t happen. Bad luck? No! Just the cause of living in a developed country with a fairly solid power supply infrastructure I suppose. And at the same time, I don’t really grudge people being interested in the National….It’s just that I don’t really care about it one way or the other.
Third in line – Ross County would overcome Celtic to make it to their first ever Scottish Cup final. Now, THIS one I really would like to be able to take some kind of “magical mojo” credit for but, despite Ross County yet again causing me to threaten my larynx with some real damage, it had absolutely nothing to do with either my wishes nor my being at the game. Ross County’s win was down to the simple, age old factor of an abundance of skill, fitness, an understanding of the manager’s tactics and, above all of that, a passion for the game that, quite literally, left me and thousands of other football fans breathless.
I take my hat of to each and every member of the Ross County squad and management and hope to be back in Glasgow to cheer them on in the final.
Which takes me to my fourth wish – That Raith Rovers would be able to complete the “first division double” and defeat Dundee United to join the Staggies in that May 15 showpiece. Unfortunately they could not manage to do that. Again though it had nothing to do with luck, good or bad. They quite simply came up against a Dundee United side who, at this moment in time, seem to be more than a match for any side in the country.
Unlucky lads. I wish you all the best in what is a horrible, horrible run in to the end of your season.
Now, on to the rest of the wacky weekend’s football action.
Hearts made it over the line to finish in the top 6 with a one-nil victory over Kilmarnock. After the game, manager Jim Jefferies stated that where the team had been looking behind them for the last few weeks, they now have no real option than to start aiming for those teams above them. Namely Motherwell, who had a week off due to the cup semi-finals, and Hibernian.
What can I possibly say about the season that Hibs are having this year? It would seem to be less of a “roller coaster” and more like a side view of Mount Everest. They shot out of the SPL starting blocks like an absolute rocket…peaked, right around the same time that John Hughes claimed to have “splitting the Old Firm” in his sights and have since plummeted at a rate not seen since Richard Branson’s balloon escapades came a cropper. Oh, I almost forgot…the Hibees were on the receiving end of yet another 4-1 thumping. This time at the hands of Hamilton Accies.
In England too, there was a cup surprise. Portsmouth, poor old skint, relegated, hopless Pompey put Tottenham, and their old boss Harry Redknap out at the semi final stage. Chelsea took another step closer to a possible league and cup double by breezing past Astom Villa three-nil…yawn!
And “Good on them” say I….well no, actually I don’t say that at all. Where, exactly have these whingeing buggers been all the rest of the years that “the split” has been in place? Where were Motherwell – who’s complaint revolves around them being forced to play Celtic in Glasgow for the third time – when Hearts had to go to Ibrox three times in one season only last season? Or where were Rangers at that same time? Apparently THEIR annoyance stems from them having to play away from home three times in ten days….presumably AFTER they have possibly/probably wrapped up the bloody title anyway!
The only argument that I have any sympathy in all of this is St Mirren’s. Last weekend’s results saw them dragged DEEP into a relegation battle and they are being forced to play Falkirk – one of the main rivals in that fight – for a third time at Falkirk’s home ground. That in my opinion is scandalous. I have no love for St Mirren, far from it, I couldn’t care less if they go down but things do seem to be, almost deliberately, being tipped against them.
Right, I want to take you back now to what, no matter what anybody else may say in the future, was and will remain a fantastic piece of Scottish footballing history. The first of those Scottish Cup semi-finals. The one which took place between Celtic and Ross County.
You may think that you are about to read a grovelling, worshipping tale of just how fantastic poor little, lowly Ross County were but you’d be wrong.
Yes, the sun was out. Yes, the Ross County did themselves, their club, their fans, Dingwall and the highlands as a whole proud. Yes, the fact that it was Celtic who were defeated made the day even better and funnier.
 Is it going to be a whole load of grousing about how the poor people of the Highlands had to set off at the crack of dawn for a lunchtime fixture in Glasgow then? It could very well have been…but it isn’t.
No. What I am about to write about is the one thing that, even though the day was fantastic, managed to stick right in my craw! Namely two-tone, two-team scarves at domestic football matches.
The scarf pictured managed to cause the fans of Greenock Morton to have an absolute hissy fit when they’re local sports shop started selling them in the run up to their Scottish Cup clash with Celtic in January. And quite right too!!!
These scarves have no place in domestic football, plain and simple! As a little marketing gimmick for teams lucky enough to compete in European competition I can understand them. But NOT for a competitive match between two clubs from the same country. Not EVER!
The usual Glasgow “character” street peddlers were out in force on Saturday selling the usual mix of flags and scarves – as is there prerogative – and I have no axe to grind with that. But these two-team pieces of crap really get my goat.
Why? Simple. Do you think for one second that ANY Celtic fan purchased a Celtic/Ross County scarf at Hampden on Saturday? Do you think for one second that any Celtic fan bought a Celtic/Morton scarf in January?
No? Thought not!
These things are produced, to my mind, for one reason and one reason alone. To perpetuate the same old, constant drain on the possible supporter base of every other club in Scotland to the benefit of the “Big Two” in Glasgow.
i.e A mother or Father comes down from Dingwall and buys little Johnny a two-tone scarf for their big, wide-eyed day in the sun that, hey, they don’t really deserve but what fun it will be to be in the big smoke for a day…Celtic (on another occasion it will be the other lot I assure you) quite correctly see off these “plucky” little blighters from the lower leagues and teach them a lesson in how football should be played….little Johnny returns “up the road” and sits thinking “Wow, if only MY team were as good as Celtic. In fact, I might as well start supporting them so that I have a chance of seeing my team getting a bit of success”.
It’s been going on for generations…and it has to stop!! Ross County went about doing THEIR bit to stop it. THEY taught Celtic the footballing lesson…and there were THOUSANDS of Ross-shire kids there to witness it. Kids who previous to the game probably considered County as their “second” team. Not any more!! This time it backfired, thankfully, and all those scarves will do is serve as a reminder of one of THEIR team’s greatest triumphs.
A certain Mr J. Greaves once stated that “It’s a funny old game!”. If there has ever been a truer word uttered to describe this drug that we choose to call football, I’ve yet to hear about it.
I don’t think that even Jimmy Greaves would have been able to imagine just how funny things can get north of the border.
I’m not quite sure what the best way to even begin to break the week down is…so it might end up a bit of a mish-mash of stuff.
Turns out that there was no need for my fears. Although the score ended, a rather close sounding, 2-1 to Hearts, there was a huge gulf between the sides for all to see. You could almost smell the fear emanating from all concerned with the fortunes of Hibernian Football Club regarding the outcome of their Scottish Cup Quarter Final replay on the Tuesday evening. Those fears would prove to be well founded!…
Later that same day, Celtic took on St Johnstone in Glasgow. All seemed fine. Celtic ran out convincing, fairly predictable winners, 3-0 was the score, £65,000 pounds a week man Robbie Keane was on the score sheet yet again. Tony Mowbray might yet be proved a genius in persuading the Celtic board to bring him up the road from London. Well until Wednesday night anyway…
24 hours after Celtic closed the gap in the SPL table, their old adversaries Rangers were facing St Mirren in the first national final of the season. Comedy writers couldn’t have scripted this one any better. St Mirren literally flew out of the traps and were hitting Rangers with everything they had. The “boys in blue”, although not playing well, were having to fight tooth and nail at the back to prevent the men from Paisley taking the lead. The same seemed true at the start of the second half.
And then something strange happened. Glasgow Rangers had a man sent off in a cup final…and they weren’t even playing Celtic!!!
And then something EVEN STRANGER happened! Rangers got ANOTHER man sent off. Surely this was only going to go one way now? Two spare men would surely see the League Cup make it’s way into the hands of the St Mirren players and, in turn, those players into St Mirren folklore for ever.
Right?…..Wrong!!
For some reason, presumably known by Saints manager Gus MacPherson, St Mirren adopted some weird, gung-ho, everybody up front mentality and managed to get caught on the break by Rangers. What added insult to injury was that, not only did they get caught on they break, they got left with 2 defenders facing 3 front-men in blue. Rangers scored….held on (without much of a problem) and claimed the first of what was being heralded as their “stick-on” domestic treble! Well, until Wednesday that was…
Right, so to sum up so far. Hearts would still seem to hold the upper hand in Edinburgh derbies. Celtic still had a chance of the SPL title (assuming Rangers would falter) and Rangers did what the pundits tell us they do “they win cup finals”. So, nothing too funny about the “old game” there then.
Then the whole damn world went, quite frankly, barmy!
And boy could they! Apart from 5-10 minutes at the start of the second half (which they scored a minute in to) in which Hibs looked like an SPL side, Ross County were better in every department. Even when County went that goal behind, it was obvious to every body in that ground that they had at least one goal in them to take the tie into extra-time. That goal duly arrived and I was subject to the best after-goal atmosphere that I have had the pleasure of joining in with for quite some time. None of us were quite prepared for what followed though. Last minute of the 90 minutes and up pops Ross County’s very own “ginger Pele” Scott Boyd to score the winner and send the Staggies support into raptures. All at once, those fears felt by the Hibs faithful after their derby defeat came rushing into stark focus. Once again Hibs, after getting an almost hand-picked cup draw, after thinking that this was their year, had been dumped out of the Scottish Cup!
24 hours later. Another cup replay, this time at Tannadice Park, Dundee. This time it was Rangers “treble dream” that took a beating. Again, it was a late winner that put the “under-dogs” through. But to be honest, the fact that Dundee United are an SPL side, and one which is going very well at the moment, it was always a result that could have happened. That, along with what was happening at the same time in Paisley will keep me from dwelling too much on that tie.
So, what WAS happening in Paisley?
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, Celtic were getting their pants pulled down in public was what was happening. Not only did the wheels come off Tony Mowbray’s bandwagon, they came off, rolled through about 200 feet of horse-shit, careened over the top of a bottomless abyss and caught fire on their way down….never to be seen again. Nor, it would seem, is Mr Mowbray.  In short, Celtic suffered their worst defeat to a team in the SPL, other than Rangers, for 30 years! St Mirren ran out 4-0 winners on the night. Thursday afternoon arrived and Tony was handed his P45. His dream of free flowing, silky, flair football in tatters, he couldn’t help but have one last pop at his opponents stating that the SPL was “perhaps not the right place” for such Brazilian style soccer.
Yeah, okay then Tony.
Then we, finally, come back to Hearts. Another lunchtime kick-off, another strange result. I say “strange” not because we were beaten 1-4 by Rangers but because of the manner of the defeat. One week earlier the boys in maroon had fought for every ball. Had WON almost every ball. Had been vastly superior in every way and in every department on the pitch and came away with a very close sounding 2-1 victory. THIS week most of the lads competed well, SOME of it even came off and a few personal battles were quite intriguing. We had only one shot less ON target and actually had 3 or 4 MORE off target. Yet, this week, we managed to finish on the end of a 1-4 defeat.??
“It’s a funny old game” innit?
All this season – it feels like about 200 years worth – we have heard stories of how “magnificent” Hibernian are and some tales even go as far as saying that Hibernian are “back where they belong”. But most of all we have simply had to suffer journalists and those of a green and white persuasion in Edinburgh telling us that Hibernian Football Club are having a fantastic season!
Erm…..are they REALLY?? If that is the case, I need to ask, what actually constitutes a great season for clubs outwith the Old Firm.
First of all. Hearts, and by extension us fans, are having a dreadful season. No arguments, no questions. We are having SUCH a bad season that when yet another manager was shown the Tynecastle exit door, there weren’t too many dissenting voices at all.
1997-98 – We chased and hunted the Old Firm all season in the league and finished a very creditable 7 points behing eventual winners Celtic and only 5 points behind runners up Rangers. We also, of course (as if we could forget) lifted the Scottish Cup for the first time since 1956.
2005-06 – We were out of the League starting blocks like a shot and only political in-fighting and comic book capers prevented us from doing even better. Fair enough we ended the season trailing champions Celtic by a much larger than in 97-98 (17 points in fact) but we split the Old Firm and finished second in the league for the first time in a long time. We also, again, picked up the Scottish Cup.
Which brings me nicely on to season 2009-10, THIS season. The season is far from finished and already Hibernian….you remember…the team that are having the GREAT season. Are trailing leaders Rangers by a whopping 20 points and are currently sitting in 5th spot in the table. They have also had what would have to be considered as a hand-picked Scottish Cup draw up until now, yet the first team that they came up against that was withtin 30 league places of them, they stuttered and, but for a bit of good fortune, would have already stumbled out of the competition.
So, on to Saturday lunchtime and the third Edinburgh Derby of the season. What is gonna happen? Which way will it go? The answer? Who knows! That’s the answer.
All I know is that, since the final whistle blew at the end of our dismal performance against Motherwell last weekend, I have been getting my usual intermittant butterflies on the run up to the game and find myself replaying derbies of the past in my head.
Hopefully this one will be a good one for us Jambos…..and I’ll see you all on the other side!
So, Neil Doncaster (SPL chief executive) has come out and stated that the SPL are looking at a possible expansion of the country’s top league. It seems that, once they have their proposals in order, they will then ask the twelve current SPL sides to vote on expanding the league to sixteen teams.
First and formost, I would like to applaud the SPL for at least admitting that they are looking into the possibilities of inviting more sides into their “Big Boys Club”. BUT! I must confess that I really don’t believe that sixteen is the right number here.
In my opinion, we should be looking to expand the SPL to, at least, an EIGHTEEN team league. Why? I’ll tell you why (no shock there eh?)
You have a sixteen team league and what? All of the teams play each other twice I assume? Giving you a season which only lasts thirty games. An immediate drop in revenue for clubs which are already buckling under the strain of massive debts. You also end up with an awfully long close season, winter shutdown or both!
So why NOT invite another two sides in to make up the numbers? You can then play each other twice and only lose four matches, which would be an ideal ammount to fit into a nice wee winter break and the clubs would lose much less revenue than they stand to if the numbers are only raised by four.
And it’s not as if the first division doesn’t have six teams that could make the step up is it? Have a look at the table in the current second tier. Dundee, Partick Thistle, Inverness Caledonian Thistle,
So why not just bite the bullet…wipe the board clean…and start again? Let’s have a look at Scottish football as a whole and start fresh from the ground up!
Oh wait a minute! Is that not what, former First Minister, Henry McLeish is supposed to be doing right now?
So why even change ANYTHING until all of his Scottish Football Review Committee findings are in? Why are we so bloody short sighted in the country ALL the time?
We’re talking about two, in fact three, Â groups of people who don’t even just work in the same city as each other…they work in the same BUILDING!! Go and walk down the damn hall and talk to each other!
And yet we wonder how on Earth our national game ended up in this state!


